I thought an explanation of the Myers Gene might be in order.
The Myer's gene comes from my mom. Myers is her maiden name.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you sniff a bug up your nose.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you trip over absolutely nothing!
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you break your foot on a computer chair.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you fall in the shower - TWICE!
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you trip over a blade of grass.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you break your knee in Key West on vacation.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you fall full length in the theatre while trying out for a part that you didn't get!
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you get smacked in the forehead with a panel while trying to brand a calf. TWO black eyes later.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you drop a cast iron lid off the counter and have it land on your foot.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you put an ornament up your nose and end up with brain damage.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you fall off a horse and totally trash your arm into a gazillion pieces.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you walk into a bush and scratch your cornea.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you fall into the fire pit.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you get Bells Palsy as a little kid.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you get a chicken pox ON YOUR EYE BALL!
Not all of these are any one person but I think you will all get the idea. :)
Peace
LOL I love it.. You really should talk to Steve. If all the stitches fell out of him he would fall apart.
ReplyDeleteI am laughing so hard I can hardly talk. There are more to add if you had wanted like falling up the stairs, or slipping on the snow and dropping your grandaughter and having her roll under the parked car, or jumping off the back of the couch and breaking your foot. You didn'[t need my help though. Your sense of humor made my day.
ReplyDeleteI HAVE THE MYER'S GENE!!! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS IT'S OFFICIAL..DNA PROVES IT!! I'M RELATED!!! WOOHOOO!!!!! (I'm yelling w/joy and elation!!!) I can add...The Myer's gene is slicing the bottom of your foot open on the threshhold of a bedroom while being chased by your little brothers...and going to the ER and getting 3 stitches...ok I'll stop jumping and doing my dance before I hurt myself!
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