I thought an
explanation of the Myers Gene might be in order.
The Myer's gene comes from my mom. Myers is her maiden name.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you sniff a bug up your nose.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you trip over absolutely nothing!
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you break your foot on a computer chair.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you fall in the shower - TWICE!
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you trip over a blade of grass.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you break your knee in Key West on vacation.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you fall full length in the theatre while trying out for a part that you didn't get!
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you get smacked in the forehead with a panel while trying to brand a calf. TWO black eyes later.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you drop a cast iron lid off the counter and have it land on your foot.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you put an ornament up your nose and end up with brain damage.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you fall off a horse and totally trash your arm into a gazillion pieces.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you walk into a bush and scratch your cornea.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you fall into the fire pit.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you get Bells Palsy as a little kid.
The Myer's gene is the one that lets you get a chicken pox ON YOUR EYE BALL!
Not all of these are any one person but I think you will all get the idea. :)
Peace